God Jul 2004 by Prowler64
- PROWLER'S ANNUAL CHRISTMAS GREETING 2004 IN TIMES OF COMMERCE AND SANTAS EVERYWHERE, LET'S US BRING THE PREDECESSOR BACK TO LIFE! MAKE WAY FOR THE CHRISTMAS GOAT! - PRESS SPACE! - OME TO MY ANNUAL CHRISTMAS DEMO... YOU MIGHT KNOW, BUT YOU MAY ALSO NOT, BUT NOW I'LL TELL YOU ANYWAY.D - BACK IN THE 19:TH CENTURY AND AT LEAST IN THE BEGINNING OF THE 20:TH, IT WAS THE CHRISTMAS GOAT THAT DELIVERED THE X-MAS PRESENTS... BACK IN THOSE DAYS WHEN CHRISTMAS WAS CELEBRATED IN MEMORY OF THE BIRTH OF CHRIST.D - WELL, WELL... TODAY IT'S MOSTLY COMMERCE SO I MUST SAY I PREFER THE -GOAT- IN FRONT OF THAT BIG FAT RED DUDE THAT REALLY IS EVERY FUCKING WHERE THESE DAYS... AND WHO IS RESPONSIBLE? WELL, I DON'T KNOW BUT I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS CRUMMY STUFF... ALL THE GRAPHICS ARE MADE BY ME, PROWLER... AND THE MUSIC ASWELL... AND THE REEEALLY ADVANCED PROGRAMMING (SARKASM...) AND THE TEXT IS BY ME ASWELL... I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET SOME HELP FROM MY GROUP-COMERADE TO BE, ZONE... WE THOUGHT ABOUT WRITING TEXT ONLINE AND GNYLFING IT OVER BUT HE SAT ON A BUS FOR EIGHT HOURS, GOT REALLY DRUNK AND EXTREMELY ALERT, TALKED A LOT OF BULLSHIT AND THEN SUDDENLY STARTED GETTING NUMB IN HIS ARMS AND HAD TO GO TO BED AT LIKE 20:00... HAHA, WELL.. I HOPE HE RECOVERS THOUGH.D - BETTER WATCH OUT FOR THAT MOONSHINE FROM THE FAR NORTH OF SWEDEN, EH? H - WELL, BY THE WAY... THE DEMO TURNED OUT 5 TIMES AS LAME AS IT WAS SUPPOSED TO (AS USUAL) BUT SOMEHOW I AM ALWAYS TOO LATEWITH EVERYTHING AND WELL, THE ANIMATION IS PRETTY SUCKY, THE PICTURE IS... HMM, CRUMMY AND WELL, WELL... I WILL TRY TO BE MORE MOTIVATED IN THE FUTURE BUT THAT'S NOT EASY! THIS X-MAS DEMO IS SORT OF TRADITION BY NOW SO I SIMPLY -HAVE TO- PUT IT OUT BEFORE CHRISTMAS... NO MATTER WHAT... GAAH... M - HMMM, SO WHAT AM I DOING HERE THEN? D - I'M SITTING HERE DRINKING SOME "JULBOCK 7,0%" WHICH IS QUITE ALRIGHT... IT HAS BEEN A PRODUCTIVE DAY... I WEN'T TO THE BANK, BUT THEY CHARGE TO MUCH TO PUT MONEY ON SOMEONES ACCOUNT SO I WENT TO THE LIQUOR STORE INSTEAD :-) ACTUALLY I HAD TO GO TO THE ONE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF TOWN BECAUSE THEY WHERE OUT OF ALL THE X-MAS BEER IN THE "CITY SHOP"!!! D - BUTI FINALLY GOT HOLD OF AS MUCH BEER AS I COULD POSSIBLY TRANSPORT ON MY BIKE... SO NOW I HAVE 9.5 LIT AHH YES, WELCOME TO MY ANNUAL CHRISTMAS DEMO... YOU MIGHT KNOW, BUT YOU MAY ALSO NOT, BUT NOW I'LL TELL YOU ANYWAY.... BACK IN THE 19:TH CENTURY AND AT LEAST IN THE BEGINNING OF THE 20:TH, IT WAS THE CHRISTMAS GOAT THAT DELIVERED THE X-MAS PRESENTS... BACK IN THOSE DAYS WHEN CHRISTMAS WAS CELEBRATED IN MEMORY OF THE BIRTH OF CHRIST.... WELL, WELL... TODAY IT'S MOSTLY COMMERCE SO I MUST SAY I PREFER THE -GOAT- IN FRONT OF THAT BIG FAT RED DUDE THAT REALLY IS EVERY FUCKING WHERE THESE DAYS... AND WHO IS RESPONSIBLE? WELL, I DON'T KNOW BUT I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS CRUMMY STUFF... ALL THE GRAPHICS ARE MADE BY ME, PROWLER... AND THE MUSIC ASWELL... AND THE REEEALLY ADVANCED PROGRAMMING (SARKASM...) AND THE TEXT IS BY ME ASWELL... I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET SOME HELP FROM MY GROUP-COMERADE TO BE, ZONE... WE THOUGHT ABOUT WRITING TEXT ONLINE AND GNYLFING IT OVER BUT HE SAT ON A BUS FOR EIGHT HOURS, GOT REALLY DRUNK AND EXTREMELY ALERT, TALKED A LOT OF BULLSHIT AND THEN SUDDENLY STARTED GETTING NUMB IN HIS ARMS AND HAD TO GO TO BED AT LIKE 20:00... HAHA, WELL.. I HOPE HE RECOVERS THOUGH.... BETTER WATCH OUT FOR THAT MOONSHINE FROM THE FAR NORTH OF SWEDEN, EH? WELL, BY THE WAY... THE DEMO TURNED OUT 5 TIMES AS LAME AS IT WAS SUPPOSED TO (AS USUAL) BUT SOMEHOW I AM ALWAYS TOO LATEWITH EVERYTHING AND WELL, THE ANIMATION IS PRETTY SUCKY, THE PICTURE IS... HMM, CRUMMY AND WELL, WELL... I WILL TRY TO BE MORE MOTIVATED IN THE FUTURE BUT THAT'S NOT EASY! THIS X-MAS DEMO IS SORT OF TRADITION BY NOW SO I SIMPLY -HAVE TO- PUT IT OUT BEFORE CHRISTMAS... NO MATTER WHAT... GAAH... HMMM, SO WHAT AM I DOING HERE THEN? I'M SITTING HERE DRINKING SOME "JULBOCK 7,0%" WHICH IS QUITE ALRIGHT... IT HAS BEEN A PRODUCTIVE DAY... I WEN'T TO THE BANK, BUT THEY CHARGE TO MUCH TO PUT MONEY ON SOMEONES ACCOUNT SO I WENT TO THE LIQUOR STORE INSTEAD :-) ACTUALLY I HAD TO GO TO THE ONE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF TOWN BECAUSE THEY WHERE OUT OF ALL THE X-MAS BEER IN THE "CITY SHOP"!!! BUTI FINALLY GOT HOLD OF AS MUCH BEER AS I COULD POSSIBLY TRANSPORT ON MY BIKE... SO NOW I HAVE 9.5 LITRES OF CHRISTMAS BEER, 4.5 LITRES OF "JULMUMMA" (I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S CALLED IN ENGLISH, PROBABLY SOMETHING SPECIALLY NORSE STUFF), 3.5 LITRES OF "JULBOCK 7,0%" -ACTUALLY A SORT OF XMAS BEER ASWELL, 2 LITRES OF MIEAU.. MJAU.. MEAD! MJ/D!!! 2 LITRES OF ORDINARY BEER (5.2%) AND 3 LITRES OF FOLK/L (2,8%), WE ACTUALLY MADE A COMPLETE INVENTATION(?) OF MY STOCKS HAHA... BESIDES THE ABOVE MENTIONED I ALSO HAVE SOME MULLET WINE (GL/GG) OF VARIOUS PERCENTAGES, SOME BEEFEATERS (CREW?) GIN, 37CL OF HOME MADE CHRISTMAS SCHNAPZ (NO NOT MOOONSHINE!) AND A LITTLE VODKA THAT HASN'T BEEN CONTAMINATED WITH SPICY STUFF AND VARIOUS BODY FLUIDS....?!? YES.. BTW I'VE EATEN SOME X-MAS FOOD TONNIGHT ASWELL, NICE INDEED... AND I AM GETTING DRUNK HERE (AGAIN)... HALF OF THE SPELLING MISTAKES IS BECAUSE OF THE ALCOHOL AND HALF OF ME NOT BEING TOTALLY USED TO THIS TEXTEDITOR... MISSES SOME SPACES HERE AND THERE AND WRITES DOUBLE LETTERS FROM TIME TO TIME... HMM, I THINK I WAS TALKING ABOUT WHAT I HAD DONE TODAY? YES, BESIDES THE ALCOHOL-PURCHASING ADVENTURES I BOUGHT AN EXPENSIVE CHRISTMAS TREE, I HOPED THAT I WOULD GET DISCOUNT, JUST AS LAST YEAR.. SINCE I WAS OUT PRETTY LATE (THE 23:RD OF DECEMBER) BUT NOPE, THEY WHERE FRESHLY CHOPPED SO I HAD TO PAY FULL PRICE :-( 150 CROWNS!!! WELL, I NEEDED IT ANYWAY... SO IT'S INSTALLED IN MY KITCHEN NOW AND THE SMELL IS EVERYWHERE! *HAPPYNESS* BESIDES THAT I SALUTED A SALVATION SOLDIER (S.S.?), A MEMBER OF THE S.A. (SALVATION ARMY HEHE) AND HE DIDN'T REPLY!! WHAT THE HELL? I BET IT'S AGAINST THE LAW! HE HAS TO SALUTE ME BACK?! I GOT REALLY PISSED BUT HE ONLY LOOKED AT ME WITH TOTAL DISREGARD! GAAH, I MEAN WHEN YOU WHERE DOING UYOU'RE MILITARY SERVICE, POLICEMEN HAD TO SALUTE YOU BACK! BY LAW! THEY DIDN'T DO THAT ALWAYS THOUGH WHICH MADE MY 2:ND LEUTENANT REALLY UPSET BUT WELL WELL.. I WASN'T REALLY FOLLOWING THE UNIFORM RULES TODAY SO I MAYBE SHOULDN'T BE TOO SEIOUS ABOUT IT.. I ONLY WORE AN OLD GRAY MILITARY JACKET SO I WASN'T REALLY IN UNIFORM... IT'S ACTUALLY BEEN HMM FOUR YEARS SINCE THE LAST TIME... HEHE.. AH WELL.. ENOUGH OF THAT... WEILL ANYONE EVER READ THIS FAR? TOO BAD THAT THER IS NO "OFFICIAL Y2K4 CHRISTMAS COMPETITION" THIS YEAR... PATER PI FUCKED IT UP A LITTLE LAST YEAR :-) SO NO ONE EVER WON(?).. I DON'T MEAN THATT I WOULD HAVE ANY CHANCE OF RULING THE CHARTS IN ANY WAY BUT IT WOULD BE A MOTIVATOR THOUGH... JUST FOR FUN OF COURSE.... ACTUALLY I HAVEN'T EVEN TOUCHED THE C128 (OR C64 IF YOU PREFER THAT) FOR THE LAST SIX MONTHS OR SO... AND I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY MADE ANYTHING SINCE 1977... EEEH, WHAT? I MEAN JANUARY THIS YEAR... HAHA, GETTING SLIGHTLY DRUNK HERE, BUT I AM ACTUALLY HAPPY ASWELL.. NO MORE WORK! NO MORE! I HAVE A REEEEALLY LONGCHRISTMAS HOLLIDAY NOW FOR AT LEAST 3 WEEKS! YEEEH, IT RULES! IT'S JUST LIKE BEING A KID AGAIN! I HAVEN'T HAD MORE THAN A FEW DAYS X-MAS HOLLIDAY FOR THE LAST 3-4-5 YEARS! AND I WORKED LAST CHRISTMAS... SO! I'M GONNA MAKE ALL THAT UP BY DRINKING 28 LITRES OF BEER EVERYDAY AND DOING NOTHING! HAHAHA... I HOPE AND BELIEVE THAT 2005 WILL BE A MORE PRODUCTIVE YEAR FOR ME ON THIS MACHINE... ESPECIALLY SINCE I RECENTLY BOUGHT A RETARD REPLAYER... ///H, NO CRITISISM INTENDED, IT'S JUST ME BEING STUPID, RETRO REPLAY OF COURSE... HAVEN'T REALLY USED IT YET BUT I WILL! I WILL! TIME FOR SOME GREETINGS PERHAPS? AYE, PERHAPS SO THE TIME IS FOR... EH? GREETINGS IN THE FORM OF EMPTY CHRISTMAS BEER BOTTLES FLY OUT TO BUNGO FOR LENDING ME YOUR 1571! AND ZONE FOR WELL I DON'T KNOW.. BUT AS I SAID BEFORE, I HOPE YOU RECOVER FROM YPUR MASSIVE INTOXICATIONZ... HAH... NO MORE GREETINGS? I DON'T KNOW, I CAN'T REMEMBER... I AM SITTING HERE ON TWO MACHINES AT THE SAME TIME SO IT'S A LITTLE BIT CONFUZING, CHATTING A LITTLE ON THE NET WITH MY PC AND SITTING HERE BULLSHIT-TEXT-TAPPING ON THE C128... THE OOOOLD COMMODORE EINHUNDERTACHTUNDZWANZIG... HMM THIS MACHINE IS ALMOST 20 YEARS... IT WAS BOUGHT BY THERE PREVIOUS OWNER IN GREAT BRITAIN IN 1985 OR MAYBE 1986... IT WAS MADE IN 1985 THOUGH, AND HERE I AM SITTING WITH IT 2004 ON THE 24:TH OF DECEMBER... IT'S PRETTY AMAZING, ESPECIALLY SINCE I HAVE BEEN USING IT SINCE 1992... AND THE 1571 ACCOMPANING IT IS ORIGINAL FROM THAT TIME ASWELL! IT IS SLIGHTLY BROWN/YELLOW FROM SUN TAN AND HAS SOME MINOR GLITCH-PROBLEMS WITH THE ON/OFF-SWITCH BUT BESIDES OF THAT ITS WORKING 100%... HMM, TIME TO FILL IN THE SWEDISH CHARACTERS HERE I SEE... ONE FUNNY THING ABOUT THISMACHINE IS THAT IT HAS AN UNOFFICIAL CHARACTER MAP WHEN IT COMES TO THE SWEDISH CHARS... I AM SO USED TO THIS NON STANDARD SWEDISH KEYBOARD SO I HAVE BIG DIFFICULTIES TYPING ON MY SWEDISH C64 II (OR C?) THAT HAS THE STANDARD OFFICIAL, GOVERNMENT APPROVED, POLITICALLY CORRECT KEYBOARD LAYOUT... HAHAH SO I SAY FUCK THE SYSTEMBOLAG LIXXXOM AND ANV[NDER MIN NON APPROVED MODIFICATION TERROR MACHINE FROM SOME SUSPECT COMPUTER STORE IN THE MIDDLE OF SWEDEN... THE TIME IS GETTING LATE AND MY BRAIN IS GETTING WET SO I THINK IT IS TIME TO WRAP THIS SHITE UP, SHIT! I JUST REMEMBERED TAHT I HAVE TO WRAP IN (UP?) SOME PRESENTS FOR TOMORROW (TODAY) BEFORE I GO HOM TO MY PARENTS TOMORROW MORNING... DAMN... I HAVE TO WORK TONIGHT... THE TIME IS 1:45 NOW.. NOW I'LL JUST QUOTE THE BOTTLE A LITTLE... JULBOCKEN VAR DEN F/RSTA JULKLAPPSUTDELAREN I SVENSK JULSED [NDA FRAMTILL 1800-TALETS SLUT, JULBOCKEN H[RSTAMMAR FR]N DEN GAMLA NORDISKA GUDAV[RLDEN D[R TV] BOCKAR DRAR TORS VAGN I HANS F[RD /VER HIMLAVALVET... JULBOCKEN AV HALM VAR URSPRUNGLIGEN EN G]VA, F/RSEDD MED EN SK[MTSAM VERS, SOM KASTADES IN I HUSET VID JUL... .. ]BRO CHRISTMAS GOAT 7,0% POWER BEER IS A STRONG AND DARK BEER WITH MIDDLE-BIG BITTERNESSSSS WHICH IS SUITED AS A WINTER WARMER. MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM ]BRO BRYGGERIER IN ASSOCIATION WITH PROWLER... B[ST F/RE: SE KAPSYLEN... JAHA OCH VAR FAN [R KAPSYLEN D]? HAHAHAHA... THE ROOM IS SPINNING, I AM GETTING -REALLY- TIRED, TIME TO PACK + CRUNCH... SEE YOU IN THE FUTURE WITH BETTER QUALITY ON TOP OF EVERUTYHING... YES!! SO MEERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO THOSE SIMPLE NERDS READING THIS FAR... CHEERS! OI! OI! AND MERY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR YET AGAIN... PROWLER IS FINALLY OFFFF! HAPPYNESS AND XMASTREES! - - PROWLER'S ANNUAL CHRISTMAS GREETING 2004 IN TIMES OF COMMERCE AND SANTAS EVERYWHERE, LET'S US BRING THE PREDECESSOR BACK TO LIFE! MAKE WAY FOR THE CHRISTMAS GOAT! - PRESS SPACE! - - H H H D0 DPPDPPDPPD - H H H D0 DPPDPPDPPD -